Discovery Phase: Who do I call? What do I do?

So The first attempts at removing this back yard cable junction box will be through the Fairfax County website. I'm bypassing the COX avenue completely expecting customer service will just tell me to unplug the back of my cable box for 5 minutes and that should fix it.

First I'll try contacting the Utilities branch: (the whole shooting match is pasted below for reference)
Department of Cable Communications and Consumer Protection
Fairfax County Government Center
12000 Government Center Parkway
Fairfax, VA 22035

Channel 16 Suite 133 703-324-5930 TTY 711 E-Mail	Consumer Affairs Suite 433 703-222-8435 TTY 711 E-Mail
Cable System Construction Suite 433 703-324-5902 TTY 711 E-Mail	Regulation and Licensing Branch Suite 127 703-324-5966 TTY 711 E-Mail
Cable Franchising & Regulation Suite 433 703-324-5902 TTY 711 E-Mail	Tenant-Landlord Suite 433 703-222-8435 TTY 711 E-Mail
	Utilities Branch Suite 433 703-222-8435 TTY 711 E-Mail

Attempt 1 was to call the Utilities branch of the Cable Consumer Protection. They seemed very confused at my request, and suggested that I file a complaint requesting COX to move the box and someone will contact me within 5 business days.

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Complaint filed... now we wait.